Rivalry Week

It’s rivalry week in college football in my state, as the two top in-state schools face off this Saturday for the annual battle of supremacy. Often, I bet some members of the crew with differing allegiances, wear hats, shirts of the winning team if your team loses. Harmless, fun stuff. All around fun. This year, … Read more

The Grass is Green

I had an employee time quit, citing that I had ruined his life for working for me and that he’d never forgive me. A bit aggressive, but OK, I get your wife and you had some issues, and taking it out on your employer seems natural, so I let it and him go. A year … Read more

The Man Who Started it All

I was 18, had just graduated from high school, and was en route to college in the fall. I worked at a grocery chain, for money, of course, but mostly because it was easy. I quit, and my father had mentioned there were roofing jobs available all summer weeks before. He worked with many contractors, … Read more

Best Lead Ever

Here’s the lead: “3000 square foot flat roof needs work. The cheapest 5-year fix for this flat roof. The roof has some grass weeds growth coming out of it. We have a Chimney that needs to be removed and some other roof vents that need to be removed.” You know what this means if you’ve … Read more

Who needs a spare?

One day, I got a call about a flat tire. When I asked where he was, he said driving back on the freeway. To my dismay, that meant, he was still driving. What why? It was pool league night and he needed to get there. That’s why they have two tires on this side right? … Read more

I Feel Naked

Ever feel like you are missing something? Phone. Wallet. Keys. Keys. Shit. Keys. Where did I leave them? Found em. The following day, re-crawling through that attic space I was in last night. Whew. Only in Roofing